Save the Whales!!!
As we speak, there is probably at least one whale that is struggling to stay alive for various reasons. Maybe he was attacked or maybe he is out of the water and gasping for air/water. No matter what the case may be, I feel like it is our duty to save the whales. What about the sharks, you say? Well, no offense to sharks, but I feel as if whales should be our priority at this time.
You may be asking how you can help. If you're like me, you don't have the money to save a whale and you don't have the time to become an animal activists. I understand where you are coming from. Because of this, my fellow colleague and I have come up with a simple plan to save the whales. It's quite easy and can be done wherever you are. All you need to do is stop flushing your toilets or flush them less often. Also, drinking less water may be of some help...or at least stop taking water that you are not going to drink.
I know you must be wondering what kind of person I am. But before you jump to any conclusions, let me explain myself. When you flush your toilet, you are using water...water that could be used to save a whale. Water that the whales live in. The same thing goes for drinking water...why waste something that could be used to better a whales life?
Feel free to take part in this movement to save the whales. No signing up or fee is necessary. Just be wise when flushing. Remember, "Flusing Kills Whales."
Also, for those of you who are more concerned with everyday animals that roam around our yards and give us a smile whener we see them scurrying up a tree, we have created a movement to save squirrels. Our moto: Save a Squirrel and Wear Your Seatbelt.
Again, I feel as if an explanation is needed. Once again, my colleague and I were on one of our adventurers when I couldn't get my seatbelt on. I wanted to ensure the safety of myself, but thought that there must be a larger, more broad reason for wearing a seatbelt. We came up with this:
Say you're driving down the road and you see a squirrel running out in front of you. The squirrel, of course, is terrified of this big machine coming at them and can't decide which way to run. As the driver in the car, you don't want to hit the squirrel for whatever reason. But you have two choices: hit the squirrel or swerve and miss it.
If you chose to hit the squirrel it was probably because you weren't wearing your seatbelt and didn't think that it was wise of you to swerve and miss it. You were putting your own safety ahead of the squirrel's and I'm not going to lie when I say that I would have done the same thing. However, if you were wearing your seatbelt, you would have been able to swerve and miss the squirrel because you would have been safe in your car. The seatbelt would have protected you which would in return, protect the squirrel. You see, it's a domino effect.
Again, there is no need to be an animal activist to take part in this movement. It's simply everyday things that can save animals at the same time. Please help us.
Stop flushing and wear your seatbelt!
***This is not an actual movement, it is simply an inside joke(s) that my friend and I have. I always say, it's not what you do, but who you do it with! So live your life to the fullest, have fun, and be safe. If you save a whale or squirrel while you're at, more power to ya. ***
You may be asking how you can help. If you're like me, you don't have the money to save a whale and you don't have the time to become an animal activists. I understand where you are coming from. Because of this, my fellow colleague and I have come up with a simple plan to save the whales. It's quite easy and can be done wherever you are. All you need to do is stop flushing your toilets or flush them less often. Also, drinking less water may be of some help...or at least stop taking water that you are not going to drink.
I know you must be wondering what kind of person I am. But before you jump to any conclusions, let me explain myself. When you flush your toilet, you are using water...water that could be used to save a whale. Water that the whales live in. The same thing goes for drinking water...why waste something that could be used to better a whales life?
Feel free to take part in this movement to save the whales. No signing up or fee is necessary. Just be wise when flushing. Remember, "Flusing Kills Whales."
Also, for those of you who are more concerned with everyday animals that roam around our yards and give us a smile whener we see them scurrying up a tree, we have created a movement to save squirrels. Our moto: Save a Squirrel and Wear Your Seatbelt.
Again, I feel as if an explanation is needed. Once again, my colleague and I were on one of our adventurers when I couldn't get my seatbelt on. I wanted to ensure the safety of myself, but thought that there must be a larger, more broad reason for wearing a seatbelt. We came up with this:
Say you're driving down the road and you see a squirrel running out in front of you. The squirrel, of course, is terrified of this big machine coming at them and can't decide which way to run. As the driver in the car, you don't want to hit the squirrel for whatever reason. But you have two choices: hit the squirrel or swerve and miss it.
If you chose to hit the squirrel it was probably because you weren't wearing your seatbelt and didn't think that it was wise of you to swerve and miss it. You were putting your own safety ahead of the squirrel's and I'm not going to lie when I say that I would have done the same thing. However, if you were wearing your seatbelt, you would have been able to swerve and miss the squirrel because you would have been safe in your car. The seatbelt would have protected you which would in return, protect the squirrel. You see, it's a domino effect.
Again, there is no need to be an animal activist to take part in this movement. It's simply everyday things that can save animals at the same time. Please help us.
Stop flushing and wear your seatbelt!
***This is not an actual movement, it is simply an inside joke(s) that my friend and I have. I always say, it's not what you do, but who you do it with! So live your life to the fullest, have fun, and be safe. If you save a whale or squirrel while you're at, more power to ya. ***

1 Comments:
At January 23, 2006 8:43 AM,
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Hi, I was just wandering the blogosphere and here I am at your blog. I enjoy the style of how this all works.
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